Okay … I had to post this …
Something really deep, theological, and eternally life-changing. Well … not really.
You see, I recently had a water leak in my bathroom. I am actually a man who is truly blessed beyond measure … I have my own personal bathroom adjacent to my home office. I live in a house full of women (three of the age 13 and up!), so you can imagine what a blessing this third bathroom really is. Anyway, the leak under the sink ruined my cabinet and floor. I had to replace both.
Once I installed my new sink cabinet, I realized that I no longer had a toilet paper roller. I had thrown out the old “system” with my former cabinet. What was a (fisher)man to do?
Well … I had this old bait casting reel that was not usable. I bought it at Wal-Mart a few years ago. I tried it for surf fishing once. It had various mechanical problems. And it simply wasn’t suited to fishing the surf anyway. But I had this idea … how might the thing do as a completely unique, fisherman-designed, toilet paper distribution system?
So, I disassembled the reel, did a few measurements, cut the center spool in half with a hacksaw, and got the task of fabricating a connecting brace in the hands of my buddy, Allen Coleman, who is an expert metal worker. Allen designed, cut, molded, and welded the mount ends on a 10-inch piece of stainless steel. He turned me a perfect 2-inch tab on each end. He even drilled two mounting holes for me. And it fit my reel “like a glove.”
And … wallah … now I have the most unique toilet paper distribution system in the world!
I decided to mount my new toilet paper system on a cool piece of driftwood that I found while beach combing on St. George Island, Florida. The driftwood has square nails in it, and looks like it could be a small piece of wood from an old ship (or it might be a piece of a pallet … I don’t know).
Anyhow … here are the pictures of my most unique creation. The handle actually cranks out the toilet paper for me. I don’t have to worry about setting the drag
, but I have the anti-reverse turned on.



I just thought I would start off everyone’s Saturday with a smile!